yourbookisoverdue:
My parents have been watching Mad Men on Netflix.
The only reason I’m watching it with them is for Sal.
There is no other reason for me to watch this show.
I’m sorry.

Jay is captain of the SAL-Boat.
My mother and I are happy passengers on the SAL-Boat.
And my dad is on the beach wondering what the hell is happening.
Idk man, I just want to know Ryan Murphy’s reaction to the fact that we bought a Klaine scene for $4,000 then donated another $7,000 and had a livestream to read what they took from us together.
A typical converstaion between Betsy and me:
Me: I'm sorry.
Betsy: No, don't be sorry!
Me: I'm sorry.
Betsy: I'm sorry if I'm annoying you.
Me: No, no, of course you're not!
Betsy: I'm sorry.
Me: I'm sorry that I exist.
Betsy: I'm sorry.
Me: I'm sorry.