yourbookisoverdue:

My parents have been watching Mad Men on Netflix.

The only reason I’m watching it with them is for Sal.

There is no other reason for me to watch this show.

I’m sorry.

Jay is captain of the SAL-Boat.

My mother and I are happy passengers on the SAL-Boat.

And my dad is on the beach wondering what the hell is happening.

tinacohenchang-chang:

See if those mother fuckers cut more Klaine.

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

the heat of my computer evens out the coldness of my heart 

adogwalkingonitshindlegs:

I have never wanted a set of clothes so much in my life.

cumberqueen:

thescienceofjohnlock:

chrismelonibenedictlover:

“Sherlock, it says I’m pregnant.”

Oh fuck I nearly peed myself

DEAD

murrehtrishoos:

genuinelycornflakes:

genuinelycornflakes:

genuinelycornflakes:

philsoncoulip:

what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.

it looks sad

is that a regular tie

that is a regular tie 

tied up

as a bow tie

oh my god andrew

did you fucking wear a regular tie

and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie

and try to fix it